i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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