I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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