i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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