haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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