I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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