so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize