I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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