what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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