Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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