Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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