The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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