she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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