We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think my moral compass just broke
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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