And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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