just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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