is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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