She's JV to your varsity
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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