you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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