I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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