Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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