Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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