I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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