i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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