Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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