Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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