i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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