Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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