When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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