i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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