I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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