Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
