My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
