there's paper in my vomit.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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