I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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