no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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