I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
We got so high we made milksteak
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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