Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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