Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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