i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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