that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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