until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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