I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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