no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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