Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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