covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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