So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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