I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I am one with the molecules
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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