just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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