I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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