Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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