real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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