I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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