Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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