Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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